February 2012
My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick...
lyndsoy:
this is so sad because i know the person probably only wrote this for reblogs but it made me cry. i miss my mum so, so much.
Nobody can touch our fans, except for us. Sorry,...
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Everyday...
littlefactsaboutonedirection:
I wake up:
Realise that i have to go to school:
See those bitches that i hate:
Sitting in maths not knowing what the fuck all those numbers mean:
Then lunch time comes around:
A few more classes..
Then i get to go home
And i eat everything in the house:
And go on tumblr
Expectations &Realities: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
When you want to smile sweetly at someone: Expectation: Reality: Dancing to your favorite song: Expectation: Reality: Laughing at something really funny: Expectation: Reality: Waving Hi to your crush: Expectation: Reality: Finding out something that’s really exciting: Expectation: Reality:
FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
Trying to get the high note in a song →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is epic
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What even is that omg back to the zoo
When someone ignores your existence.
go harry's step-dad!
sexystyles-gravy:
yeahhhhhhhhh buddy
yeahthemusicisfinallycomingalive:
One Direction: This BRIT is for all the fans!
Me: MOM, DAD, I WON A BRIT!
'Yung feeling na nakagat mo dila mo.
tumblrrmokong:
Person: You're stupid.
Me: Don't care.
Person: You're annoying.
Me: Okay.
Person: One Direction is the worst band ever.
Me: You have 5 seconds to run.
Reblog if you laugh like this →
wowfunniestposts:
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
At 8.36pm 21/02/2012 One Direction WON their first...
put "(:" in my ask!!
that-filipino-kid:
jmvillez:
daarienx3:
If you called me at 4:30 am, i’ll? [] Answer [] Ignore, I’ll be asleep [] Be like wtf you want -.-
If you snuck in my room i’d? [] Fight [] Let you spend the night [] Cuddle ♥ [] Chill [] Ask you to leave o_O [] Yell gtfo -_-
If we walked home i’d? [] Hold your hand [] Push you in a bush [] Trip you and run! [] Give you a kiss [] Talk...
Story of my life →
My mom yells at me, and i’m like:
My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:
My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
grandpa : i want to visit your grandmother's graveyard
cousin : oh why?
grandpa : because today is valentine's day
shanellesteezay:
can someone say throwback?
shanellesteezay:
can someone say throwback?
